kitty peeks!

sex, drugs, and saving lives

air goes in and out, blood goes round and round; any variation on this is bad.

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T-Shirts for My Kind
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"Got Phlegm?"
"Bag 'em til I get there"
"Master(intu)bater"
"We suck so you don't have to"
"RTs can handle the pressure"
"Breathe easy -- I'm an RT"
"RTS -- Medicine's Air Force"
"Did someone call a respiratory therapist?"
"Make mine to go, I've got lives to save"

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I was JUST thinking about you!

ABG du jour:
pH 7.18
PCO2 40
PO2 441
HCO3 14.9
BE -13.5
O2 Sat 100%
TCO2 16.1
Temp 37.0

Does this patient recover?
How about if I mentioned the NINE units of blood lost? Holy Sheister, Batgirl!

PS I love those slogans!

Re: I was JUST thinking about you!

Quite metabolic. Holy shite indeed!

Yesterday I was ready to kill two residents. Aside from being rude, one of them was using my ventilator as an $80,000 coathook. I resisted the urge to dump all his identification in the shredding bin.

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